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| Irwandy aka ND |
| 27 |
| Kuala Lumpur |
| Working in Shah Alam |
| Photography, Blogging, Guitars |
| Music, Theatre, Movies, Cars |

| YM! : silverbullet_gt |


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ND's Latest News :-

- photography freak
- working in UMW, Shah Alam
- busy with working life lately


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Plain White Tee's - Hey There Delilah



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Entri Yang Terhangat Di Pasaran

Aku Bukan Memilih
Pakaian Ketat : 18SX
Menjalinkan Hubungan
Why Call?
Ada Apa Dengan Perempuan?
Duit Hantaran
Melayu Kita
Mamak!!!
For The Love or Money
Mencarut?
Hantu
Kisah Di Traffic Light


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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
DEJAVU

Tuesday, 14th September 2004



"Maaf ya, saya kerasukan!!!"
"waaa...Deeleessessss!!!"
"aaaa...koreksennn!!"
"Meeooowwww..ayuh bangg"
"Sedap bang?..sedap?.."
"Nah, kau amik pistol ni, aku guna pistol sendiri.."
"Perampokkk..."



Hahahaha...itulah sebahagian daripada dialog/perkataan yg best dalam teater DEJAVU di Istana Budaya. Lawak, penuh humor, penuh makna tersirat dan sedih. Moral of the story, jangan kita hina pendatang asing especially orang Indon!...haha...Mereka mungkin ada sejarah mereka sendiri yang membuatkan mereka menjadi sebegitu rupa. Malas la aku nak cerita, korang gi la tgk...Tak rugi tgk punya...mmg best...gi tgk cepat...sampai 19 September je...lakonan yg hebat daripada Ogy Ahmad Daud and the rest...respek!!!

Tgk teater dgn 14 bloggers...ade yg bukan budak blog gak la...ehehe...tipah, aku, kurekure, ciknana, zhoulsz, nuar, salina, mail and lelain...semua duduk bersepah kat dalam Panggung Sari tuh...habis je teater tu...semua KERASUKANNNN...hahahahahh...perkataan KERASUKAN menjadi satu perkataan yg hangat digunakan semasa lepak di Mali's Corner, Taman Bunga Raya tadi...

Actually, perkataan perampok tu aku penah dgr daripada kengkawan kelantan aku...diorang suka sebut perompak menjadi bunyik perampok...hehe...lawak plak bunyiknya...aku pun kerasukannnn...tolonggggggg....hahahahahahh...


Posted at 11:33 pm by irwandy
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Monday, September 13, 2004
Happy Birthday Asraf

Monday, 13th September 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASRAF !!!


Me, Asraf(Birthday Boy) & Razman

Yesterday was a great surprised for Asraf...my buddy...me, his sister & her 2 friends were planning a surprised party for him. So we decided to call up Asraf's friends to come over and make a surprise. Around 11pm, Asraf balik rumah and SURPRISE!!!...haha...muka dia terkejut gile plus blur skit..haha...but we did surprised him...that's the whole idea!...Nasib baik jadi!...haha...

Around 20-25 ppl came...a lot of havoc...jamming together and play some songs with an electric guitar & acoustic guitar with our singing talented friends...At 12am, 13th September 2004, we started to sing Happy Birthday song for Asraf dan seterusnya acara meniup & memotong kek. He's 23 years old already. Well bro, 23 is still young...you still got a lot of things to do next especially to find a girlfriend dude!..hahaha...

So, best wishes for you. Happy 23rd Birthday to you again. May the force be with you and the best of luck! Hope you're reading my blog. Cheers mate!


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Sunday, September 12, 2004
I hate myself, Love Myself

Friday, 10th September 2004

For certain reasons, I hate myself. But on the bright side, I love myself. There are certain things that makes me think of what I've done. Am I doing the right thing? It's for myself, my family & my future. Am I good enough to make all the people surrounding me to be happy?

Well, I hate myself coz I don't like to be what I am these days. There's a lot of negative things that been brought up by myself. It's like I love to do these things. But I don't like it! It's like I've been forced to do it!..Damn it!

On the bright side, I've changed. From a kelam kabut person, now I'm cool with everything. Maklumlah dah "tua". Hahaha. I used to be a kelam kabut person, rush, semua nak cepat. And that only makes me feel terrible after it happened. Hehe. I used to be a very shy person, not talkative and a boring person. But now I'm not!...haha...Now, I'm the "taktau malu" type. Muahahahahah...and a bit talkative perhaps. Dulu menggigil bila nak cakap dgn girls. Right now, sorry la..haha...Anyway, boring or not, it's for you to judge.

And there's one thing about me that I noticed and I didn't expect it at all. I used to "like" people easily and fell in love with the person that I "like". But now, it's hard for me to like someone although the person is like Siti Nurhaliza! Ok la, maybe I "like", but I just can't fall in love. I don't know what the hell happened to me. I admit, there are some of my girl friends that are very pretty, sweet, nice...u name it! But I only treat them as my friends. Not more than that. Hey, I'm not gay okay. I'm still a normal guy. Straight guy. Entah la kan. Right now, I just go with the flow of life. Love life and whatever. But I guess, this is good for me though!...Just be cool and relax. Don't rush into things like that. Well, maybe I was really hurt that makes me to be like this.

If only I have that chance, I will turn it all around...


Posted at 11:33 pm by irwandy
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
Di Sini Bermula

Saturday, 11th September 2004

Tarikh ini bukan sahaja merupakan satu tarikh yang takkan dapat dilupakan oleh negara Amerika Syarikat dan masyarakat dunia, malah tarikh ini merupakan satu tarikh atau satu titik hitam dalam hidup aku. Segala-galanya bermula pada tarikh ini, tahun 2003.

Ianya merupakan tarikh yg telah menjerumuskan aku ke alam yg penuh pancaroba dan pelbagai soalan dan tanda tanya yang telah berserabut di kepala aku. Tarikh ini juga membuat aku menjadi seorang manusia yang pendiam semula, menjadi bingung, menjadi malas dan merasakan kehidupan ini sia-sia sahaja. Ini merupakan suatu perubahan sikap yang aku sendiri tidak suka.

Pada tarikh ini, aku pernah jatuh teruk. Bagi aku, tiada gunanya untuk hidup lagi. Aku menjadi mangsa keadaan yg tak sepatutnya aku hadapi. Namun, aku tetap bersabar jua di atas apa yg terjadi. Tetapi perubahan sikap yg aku tak suka itu telah menular ke seluruh pelusuk sanubari diri aku. Itulah yang aku tidak mahu terjadi. Dan seperti yg dijangkakan, sememangnya keadaan menjadi semakin teruk. Aku cuba sedaya upaya untuk menghalang diri aku daripada melakukan perkara-perkara yg aku tidak suka tetapi apakan daya aku. Perasaan itu menguasai diri aku.

Hari ini juga genap setahun aku menderita. Sejak itu, satu demi satu kejadian buruk menimpa. Aku hanya pasrah dengan keadaan ini dan meneruskan hidup dengan hati yg sabar. Aku juga nekad bahawa aku tidak akan membenarkan diri aku menjadi mangsa keadaan seperti ini lagi. Cukuplah dengan pengalaman dulu. Memang perit sehinggakan aku tidak berdaya untuk bangun semula.

Aku bersyukur kerana mempunyai kawan-kawan yg berada di belakang aku selama ini. Tidak pernah mereka meninggalkan aku. Pada masa ini, aku bangun dengan sendiri atas nasihat rakan-rakan seperjuangan aku. Aku juga berbangga dengan diri aku bahawa aku dapat juga bangkitkan diri ini daripada perasaan yang tidak sepatutnya aku fikirkan dengan kekuatan diri sendiri. Tidak pula aku menggunakan orang lain untuk mencapai apa yang aku hajati. Tidak pula aku mengharapkan orang lain untuk aku bangkit semula.

Kini, aku berasa amat menyesal dengan apa yg terjadi. Bukan kerana apa yang aku pernah lakukan. Aku hanya menyesal kerana aku tidak pernah diberi peluang. Selepas satu demi satu kejadian menimpa, aku disisihkan, ditinggalkan tanpa diberi peluang untuk cerita sebenar dan memperbetulkan keadaan. Aku juga menyesal terhadap beberapa rakan-rakan yg rapat sebelum ini telah beralih arah lalu menikam aku dari belakang. Terima kasih banyak-banyak. Jasamu tetap dikenang.

"Good things doesn't come easy."


Posted at 11:33 pm by irwandy
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Friday, September 10, 2004
To My Dear...

Friday, 10th September 2004


TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean

17 times it was too late

49 times you were too tired

20 times it was too hot

15 times you pretended to be sleep

22 times you had a headache

17 times you were afraid of waking the baby

16 times you said you were too sore

12 times it was the wrong time of the month

19 times you had to get up early

9 times you said weren't in the mood

7 times you were sunburned

6 times you were watching the late show

5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo

3 times you said the neighbors would hear us

9 times you said your mother would hear us



Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there

8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling

4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with

7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished

1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move




KEEP READING.......



TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:


I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat

36 times you did not come home at all

21 times you didn't cum

33 times you came too soon

19 times you went soft before you got in

38 times you worked too late

10 times you got cramps in your toes

29 times you had to get up early to play golf

2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls

4 times you got it stuck in your zipper

3 times you had a cold and your nose was running

2 times you had a splinter in your finger

20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day

6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book

98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV



Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.





Hahahahahaha...lawaksss...:p...



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